hi my name is will burnett. ima queer rap dad/internet cat gangster/moody teenage ghost/doomed musician/bored poet.
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goldenmoose:

fiztheancient:

too bad this isnt a parody because its hilarious

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bruh

(Source: youtube.com)

♥ Feb 15th at 9PM / via: goldenmoose / op: fiztheancient / reblog / 274 notes
  1. putaheartonyourpage reblogged this from ilytalia and added:
    omfg i acually have that book and the one for younger kids and i was really confused because i thought people actually...
  2. dragondl reblogged this from fiztheancient
  3. pielord reblogged this from savioroftheherpingderp
  4. savioroftheherpingderp reblogged this from mylifeisafart and added:
    giant vagina costumes? STOP THE PRESSES
  5. easterberry reblogged this from identitypolution and added:
    If I do not get a soundboard of all the “penis [product]” and “vagina [product]” clips from this I will be upset. This...
  6. flatmongoose reblogged this from annethecatdetective and added:
    I scream-laughed the whole way through this. Some of the most insane bullshit I’ve heard in a while. LOL. Young adults...
  7. identitypolution reblogged this from irrhythmic and added:
    Really? I thought this was a joke at first. Oh no! Planned parenthood is teaching teens that “All these sexual...
  8. maternalheathen reblogged this from irrhythmic and added:
    …. Why didn’t you shoot me first? And if that’s what he and his writers thinks porn looks like…… Lolnope.
  9. irrhythmic reblogged this from slashseeker
  10. papatron reblogged this from bampire
  11. thefereldan reblogged this from thedasian
  12. ramblingsofsorts reblogged this from the-snark-knight
  13. the-snark-knight reblogged this from dutchbag and added:
    I really want to state all the bits that I laughed at, but I honestly ajrhkdgrarfdg The whole thing. But especially his...
  14. gambitgirl1974 reblogged this from utopiangem and added:
    “There’s a penis on my body. AWESOME!”
  15. stfusandra reblogged this from trustyourstruggles and added:
    Too bad their logic is completely flawed in that PP is a NON-PROFIT corporation. Oh, I forgot that conservatives didn’t...
  16. slashseeker reblogged this from rudywolfe and added:
    …What? I can’t. I just… I can’t anymore. When’s the next trip to Mars?
  17. rudywolfe reblogged this from annethecatdetective and added:
    At first i was thinking it was some kind of weird joke. this guy…or rather the people who wrote for him and those people...
  18. tetetetigi reblogged this from nineplanets and added:
    “But if we teach kids masturbation is normal and not shameful, it won’t be as HOT anymore!”
  19. hazelthinking reblogged this from rutterz- and added:
    Biggest load of wank ever. Graphic pictures of stuff on your body which doesn’t exist untill marriage or some shit. They...
  20. bartholomewfuckingcubbins reblogged this from rutterz-
  21. tylerraynetti reblogged this from rutterz- and added:
    I cried laughing the whole way through this.. especially the vagina cakes and dressing up as a vagina OR THE FREE...
  22. rutterz- reblogged this from aworldofpretty
  23. mostlypacifistwotsit reblogged this from bampire
  24. annethecatdetective reblogged this from catbountry and added:
    Oh man… For my own sanity’s sake, I am not going to go through every thing this man and his meager idiotic writing staff...
  25. panicsheep reblogged this from bampire
  26. gcatherinev reblogged this from tumblindownton and added:
    honestly though. It’s disturbing on so many levels.
  27. tumblindownton reblogged this from anglophil and added:
    I’m pretty sure Planned Parenthood are also responsible for smoking as well. I certainly felt like a cigarette after...
  28. cochroachkappa reblogged this from bampire and added:
    LAUGHING MY ASS OFF. x’D Really, I can’t believe this isn’t a parody. What a silly idiot! I bet 10 quid that he’s...
  29. paitten reblogged this from anglophil
  30. anglophil reblogged this from takeyourcandle
  31. justsomegirlxo reblogged this from strive-for-equality
  32. utopiangem reblogged this from amcraviotospeaks and added:
    wow…how dare you teach kids how to have safe sex, what their bodies do and about puberty. Fairly certain a fair amount...
  33. strive-for-equality reblogged this from takeyourcandle and added:
    …i feel like he is straight out of book of mormon.